So lets see, I got a Roomba doin my floors, but sometimes he needs a little assistance. Why not compliment him with Bandai's Swifter robot?
No he doesn't slice or dice but he's ultra-compact and sweeps after you. Just stick a swifter pad on his cleaning stick. On top of that, he can keep track of your emails, act as a home security system notifying you and authorities in case of emergencies and/or burglaries. Of course you know Asians designed it because it's cute and has eyes.
check it out in action
Between this and that puppy I am ejaculating with cuteness.