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A 3-Step Guide

Step 1: (Rodent Religion) Let them destroy themselves as they argue over who's God is better.

Step 2: (Mouse Media) Inundate them with ideal body imagery forcing them to succumb to a world of unobtainable body types. They become too ashamed of their body image, they refuse to mate and no more mice are born.

Step 3: (Birth Control) Flood the media with ads about birth control and the absolutely necessity for it. The mice have rampant sex but with condoms and birth control pills everywhere, no new mice are ever born.

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Buried Alive

Lure them into a convenient box that goes from trap right to underground.

The Happy Place

Build a place where all mice can spend their hard earned money and booze up. Mouse morals and society collapse and anarchy prevails.

Let The Mouse Decide

Mice are just as susceptible to depression as we humans are. Flood their media with imagery and stories of hopelessness. Why bother going on if you're going to die anyways right?

Mouse Cannon

Perhaps inspired by the big tops, Mouse Cannon comes with cheese bait, gunpowder, and a parachute. As the mouse climbs in to fetch the cheese, the cannon fires, launching the mouse hundreds of yards away from your home. Fret not tho, the critter isn't killed. His parachute safely brings him back down.

Mouse Zapper

I think this is pretty self explanatory

Stapled To Death

Umm, yeah. This is pretty self explanatory too.

The Moral Mouse

The mouse is lured into a box complete with living room furniture. Once the way out slams shut, call Fed-ex for a pick up. The box is delivered to a mouse sanctuary where he/she can live out the rest of their natural life.

Mouse Propaganda

Brainwash them with propaganda. Have them destroy themselves or have them do your bidding.

Mouse Stargate

My favorite; send the mice to another world. Just be careful to not send too many because you run the risk of them running into some super advance alien that can teach them how to retaliate.