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July 14, 2006
A Great Time to Be(come) a Gay Man
So mad female pro-Oprah scientists in the U.K. have figured out a way to fertilize an egg without the need for men. They simply take the stem cells from a woman and turn them into sperm. So far, they've only tested on mice (thank GOD), but the female antagonists scientists hope that one day, this research will lead to medical benefits and a deeper understanding of stem cell research. YEAH RIOOOGHTTTTT!
Okay, this is an AWESOME time to be a GAY man or for you straight men out there, try GAY. Let's examine why.
- You will become obsolete. Women only want you for your bully stick and dingle-berries to procreate.
- You will go extinct if Oprah spreads the word on T.V. Women from all over the world will find it much easier to get pregs with ummmm, themselves, and raise those babies in a communal paradise. Problem is, without our precious chromosome, all those new babies will be female.
- If women don't need ya for procreation, you can forget about sex. Get used to your right hand - you're left hand too if you need variety.
- If you turn GAY, you can f*ck all you want. Men are sluts.
- If you turn GAY, maybe the women will get jealous and stop with all that female nonsense?
- If you turn GAY, in 2 months time, you will have better skin, nails, and hair than any of your ex-girlfriends.
- If you are already GAY, who the f*ck cars right? I mean I gets mine and I bet you gets yours too.
- If you are already GAY, think of how many FAG-HAGS you'll have once all those babies grow up.
- If you are already GAY, now's a good time to move-in on that one str8 friend of yours. Yeah, you know - the one you've always fantasized about? BREAK HIM DOWN! He'll have to give in sooner or later once he realizes the women in the world no longer need him.
via Irish Health
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Comments
::If you turn GAY, you can f*ck all you want. Men are sluts.::
There is one problem, men can't f**k men. It's mutual masterbation. If there is no chance of fertilization, then there is no sex my friend.
Posted by: Brian O'lyaryz at July 16, 2006 9:19 PM
I'd say mutual masturbation would count as a sexual act? Besides, there would also be anal sex..
However, I love all you women out there way too much to turn gay - even though you want to make us obsolete and kill us off...
Posted by: John at July 17, 2006 4:36 PM