Fortune Cookie Tells Precarious Fortunes

16 Apr 2007

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I'll admit I get a kick out of fortune cookies. I don't really like how they taste but it's nice to crack one open and read something telling like "your future is bright!".

Unfortunately I don't eat Chinese food everyday nor do I have the desire to buy fortune cookies in bulk. Thankfully I can buy the Smart Cookie Fortune Teller which is basically a Magic 8 Ball. However, the fortunes it tells are a little bit precarious.

  • Future sticky like rice
  • You don't wonton know
  • Answer sweet and sour
  • Don't mock the cookie
  • Try the eggroll
  • Cookie busy - try later

via perpetual kid

Posted by Long Tran on Monday, April 16, 2007 at 1:32 PM

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if you have any legal inquiries let me know...
i'll consult my Harvey Birdman "power of attorney" 8-ball.

A.J. | April 16, 2007 1:38 PM | Reply

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