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April 16, 2007
Fortune Cookie Tells Precarious Fortunes
I'll admit I get a kick out of fortune cookies. I don't really like how they taste but it's nice to crack one open and read something telling like "your future is bright!".
Unfortunately I don't eat Chinese food everyday nor do I have the desire to buy fortune cookies in bulk. Thankfully I can buy the Smart Cookie Fortune Teller which is basically a Magic 8 Ball. However, the fortunes it tells are a little bit precarious.
- Future sticky like rice
- You don't wonton know
- Answer sweet and sour
- Don't mock the cookie
- Try the eggroll
- Cookie busy - try later
via perpetual kid
Posted by tranism at 1:32 PM | Permalink
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if you have any legal inquiries let me know...
i'll consult my Harvey Birdman "power of attorney" 8-ball.
Posted by: A.J. at April 16, 2007 1:38 PM