He'd be warm and cuddly. Cue Sammy Snoozle, a microwave safe stuffed toy designed to give you 3 hours of warm fun after only 2 minutes of nuking. He's filled with a relaxing blend of flax seeds, herbs and lavender perfect for that aroma therapy session we all need before snoozing off to bed. Just like a real dog, Sammy is versatile. Pop him in the freezer to ease that sprain ankle or bruise. Best of all, he's only $20. This would be an awesome gift for anyone. Somebody buy me one!
"Ah, I can do that with my current dog, just look... Oh, crap."
I want one of those too!
^^^
I'm beginning to see a pattern with you - things that heat up.