Okay I buy cell phone straps. Why? I don't know, but the weekly email updates about new products from Strapya always send me into a buying frenzy. Their latest email featured a cute pink baby seal that made me go AWWW. But wait, don't be fooled by those "I love you eyes" and "kiss me" lips. This seal hides something sinister in its bum and if you have any sense of decency, you will not hit the jump to find out what (go ahead you know you want to).
Bzzz, Bzzz, PEW PEW PEW! That's right. His ass hides two electrodes powerful enough to deliver a 195 volt shock. Not exactly Star Wars Emperor level but more than enough to make any would be attacker go, "OUCH!"
I find it hilarious Strapya is marketing this as a toy and at only $14.41 a piece, you know I've already got my order in.
LOL!!