electro^plankton

i use my AquaMaster against the pigeons.

What a loser .. I bet he has never been laid.

On the contrary A.J., I'm sure he's attended many wet t-shirt competitions that elevated into something more.

what a dork. he'll never see a wet pussy....now he can stay home and wet his own!

I'm an arrogant douchebag who sits around trolling the internet for people who appear to have less of a life than I do, then proceed to mock them in the most primitive and intellectually devoid of ways: questioning their ability to find a woman ... NO, not find a woman per se, merely stumble across one bored enough to have sex with him, as is our modus operandi. Clearly, brothers, this guy will never find a lady such as the ones in our beds: soaking in a brine of their shame and self loathing because nobody finds their C-section scars attractive except US! the douchebag who doesn't care who he sleeps with, because we have so many venereal diseases rotting our brains and drink so much beer to dull the senses, the only way we can feel alive is by finding a soft, slutty pile of breasts to absorb my tears. That and by mocking people who take pride in their hobbies. Er, hobbies other than spreading herpes, that is.

That is to say ... GROW THE FUCK UP.

um, hello watersports.. surely they'd be some women into that kinda thing.

:)

well said Mr.Supersoakthatho, I personally would have loved to own every super soaker ever made, I certainly tried to when i was a kid

soooo.... how much water do you actually need to fill up every single one of them?