Overheard;
Woman: That hurt my feelings.
Man: Why? I didn't mean anything by it. What do you want me to do?
Woman: Well I'm telling you it hurt my feelings so you should apologize.
Man: I'm sorry you perceived it as mean and your feelings got hurt.
Woman: That's not a real apology. . . (walks off)
Ah, Ventura Blvd. north of Los Angeles never ceases to amaze me. I digress, maybe this is one instance where a little bureaucracy is necessary. That's why a documented official apology could work. Hmph, I know a few people who need to file one for me.
via Swissmiss

I think I could use a stack of these.
These would sell a ton! Slap together a pad of them and sold them at "funky" stores...
Yeah, I printed one of these and gave it to my boss when I was late for work yesterday. He liked them so much he asked me so send them to the whole department.