No one can touch the fabulousness that is Andre Leon Talley, NO ONE. His red carpet frock at the Met Costume Gala probably sent paparazzi into shock. To rock an Adidas inspired graduation gown with little miss pilgrim shoes requires balls too big to measure with any proper scale. Speaking of which, check out the scale of that necklace. I swear I've seen that same exact one at Claires except it was about 10x smaller and designed as an anklet. Andre, I am not worthy.
It's the emperor's new clothes.
L O O S E R ! ! !