YES thank you Jebus. Just what I needed. The ChefStack automated pancake machine is after every man's heart because everyone knows men LOVE pancakes. I mean we absolutely adore them. If we're having a bad day, give us a stack of pancakes and all will be forgotten bathed in the soft fluffiness of flour, eggs, and glorious maple syrup. Ooo I better stop. I'm beginning to excite myself.
The ChefStack pumps out 200 perfect pancakes per hour (bites lip) and all you have to do is hook in a bag of pancake batter. The bags can store for up to a year without refrigeration and to make things ever better - clean up is damn near nonexistent. At $3,500, it's a really expensive way to get fat but at least we're finally catching up to my adolescent idea of the future. Jetsons here we come!
OMG - that's the best invention. Ever.
Hmm... I can see my cholesterol rising already.