Blowing Bubbles Equals Smart

11 Oct 2009
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There's a common denominator among the smartest sea mammals. They blow bubble rings. It's true. Dolphins do it but apparently not as well as beluga whales. That makes them the smartest and the slowest cetaceans.

Being chatty is also a sign of superior intelligence. The beluga is like the Joan Rivers of the ocean. They won't shut up, constantly chirping and squealing. Even the neighboring dolphins roll their eyes and stick up their bottle noses.

If those are the only three prerequisites to massive intelligence then I'm 1/3 the way there. I can't blow bubble rings and I don't live in the ocean but NOBODY can out talk me. I'm one garrulous bloke.

Beluga, you may have won this round but I'll see you at the next MENSA meeting, bitch.

Posted by Long Tran on Sunday, October 11, 2009 at 7:20 PM | 0 TrackBacks

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