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December 29, 2005
Schwetty Balls
Lets keep it real here. Sometimes even your testicles get sweaty. A LOT (too many) of men choose to ignore it which not only is totally gross but can also lead to fungal and bacterial growth that can then open the flood gates for secondary infections.
A handful of men try to do something about it by using talc or baby powder. Both are good but they weren't really designed for that job. Baby powder is too weak since it was designed to be super gentle - thus the "baby" mantra.
What you need is a specialized talc specially designed for clammy sacs. Balla Powder for men is lightly scented and can also be sprinkled between you cheeks, toes, and pits; giving you all day dryness and keeps you fresh.
It's only $15 and it works. Please give it a try.
Posted by tranism at 11:16 PM | Permalink
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"Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded "bat wing" syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness."
–priceless
Posted by: A.J.. at December 30, 2005 7:02 AM
Ok, what is this "bat-wing" syndrome they speak of? Or do I want to know?
Posted by: Johnnie at December 30, 2005 10:44 AM
That's when your sweaty sac sticks to your inner thigh. Ha! It makes me laugh just writing it.
Posted by: James Dean at January 3, 2006 10:57 PM